Posted 3 hours ago

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

Posted 3 hours ago

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

(Source: nothxpls)

Posted 3 hours ago

princemaedhros:

guys I photoshopped power rangers behind elrond and can’t stop laughing

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Posted 3 hours ago

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

Posted 4 hours ago

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

(Source: moistbottom)

Posted 4 hours ago

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Posted 4 hours ago

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

Posted 4 hours ago

missbeatlegeorge:

somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

dontbelieveincircumstances:

mynamekyle:

do you guys even understand?

you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables 

and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but 

on

the

real

they mean n o t h i n g

it’s just

noises

We are getting too self aware guys.

this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.

it gets even scarier when you think of singing

Posted 4 hours ago

pax-bellumque:

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

But all evil people have mustaches.

Posted 4 hours ago

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

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