Posted 2 hours ago
unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

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Posted 2 hours ago

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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Posted 2 hours ago
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Avengers in a nutshell

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Posted 2 hours ago

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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Posted 2 hours ago

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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Posted 3 hours ago

danfreakindavis:

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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whenever tyler oakley adds a caption to a post

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Posted 3 hours ago

sirdef:

inthenightallthecats:

sirdef:

loki-cat:

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this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.

well played tony

well played

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creeped out by how many people hate everheart tbh. her role in the movies was sleeping w/ tony and pepper literally called her trash for doing so, and this scene where she plays tony perfectly.

I’d say her role is even bigger. Remember that scene at the party? Christine’s not just a persistent journalist goading Tony into outing himself as Iron Man - she’s like the public conscience of the MCU. She’s the one who inspires Tony to fight with illegal arms trade that has been going right under his nose. She makes him face his own ignorance and indifference to the problem he’s indirectly causing.

Christine is one of the main triggers in Iron Man’s origins story. Never forget that.

this this this

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Posted 6 hours ago

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK