Posted 2 hours ago

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

Posted 2 hours ago
i love how you write & articulate even if it's not in a story like your way of speaking is so pleasant to read
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Posted 2 hours ago

jakemalik:

I could never be an astronaut, like they need to be so smart and have so much discipline, I would just float around screaming and laughing playing with food floating everywhere

Posted 2 hours ago

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

Posted 2 hours ago

unclefather:

Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

Posted 3 hours ago

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

Posted 3 hours ago

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  2. waitress: sir please stop cyring
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