Posted 1 day ago

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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Posted 1 day ago

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

Posted 2 days ago

boquiquishequa:

deerpong:

virginclub:

your gay

what about my gay

it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room

please take it back

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

I have two essays and a physics lab report to write, but I started focusing all of my energy on chicken nuggets 

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

Posted 4 days ago

trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

The hospital I’m in has a castle shaped kids room with a giant painting of a knight slaying a dragon I’ve found my place in this world

Posted 4 days ago

beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft)

Posted 4 days ago

cattart:

hazelbuttz:

hazelbuttz:

Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen

You go, Carlos.

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